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12.06.2025 07:16
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Why don't I get sleep at nights?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
So they tried
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
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No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Just Forget it!
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